Stats for Nerds and Big News

Istanbul marks the entrance to Asia for the route and makes a logical point to end “chapter one” of the trip. As such, here are some stats of our journey from Paris to Istanbul

Total days: 109

Riding days: 72

Rainy days: 24 (1 in 3 days 😩☔️)

Total distance: 2920 miles

Average pace: 41 miles/day

# of flat tires: 0 😎

Gear broken/replaced:

  • 1 pairs of cranks
  • 3 saddles
  • 1 handlebar bag
  • 2 chains
  • 2 sets of brake pads
  • 3 bike bells (don’t ask me how)
  • 6 water bottles (we keep forgetting to grab them in the morning)
  • 1 wallet (Kyle dropped it somewhere before the Bulgarian border)

Book read: 8

Number of pastries eaten: like, a million

Favorite city: Budapest

Second favorite: Munich

Favorite experience: Hot air ballooning

Favorite quotes to stay motivated:

  • “There’s no bad weather, just bad gear”
  • “Just keep pedaling”
  • “Shut up, legs”

I also have some big, non-number news to share. As some friends and family already know, Kat has decided biking from Paris to Istanbul is already a pretty big deal in itself and will be heading home while I keep going to Hong Kong. While obviously sad, I completely understand and support her in her decision. I’m so fortunate to have a partner as incredible as Kat and can’t express how proud I am of what she’s accomplished to-date on our journey.

Fortunately, Kat will be flying out to visit at some point in the future. In the mean time, I will continue to update the blog as normal. Stay tuned for the return of Kat!

*Bonus Pic* My favorite picture of Kat and unconscious me

Okey-Dokey Cappadoci(a)

Kat and I booked our hot air balloon ride for our first morning in Cappadocia. This entails waking up at 4am to catch a shuttle shared by other sleepy tourists to a field filled with a fleet of trucks and trailers kitted out with ballooning gear.As we waited in the field, we were told the winds were too high and that the flight might be cancelled. Folks were understandably disappointed and the tour operator brokered an offering of ham sandwiches to the group as a consolation. Being 4:30am in the morning, nobody accepted.

After about 30 minutes of anxious waiting, we were told the winds died down and balloons could now take off! 

We jumped in our own balloon and within minutes joined the hundreds already in flight. I’m not lying when I say it was one of the coolest things we’ve ever done. Cappadocia lives up to the hype.

We puttered around for an hour taking in the views before setting down in a random orchard of oranges (fun fact: the balloons don’t have a ton of control over where they land, one balloon landed on the nearby road blocking traffic lol). Our pilot poured us drinks and we groggily hopped backed in the shuttle to grab breakfast at the hotel before catching our second tour in Cappadocia.

The later tour drove us to the local valleys filled with the numerous “fairy chimneys” made from hard magma columns that eroded more slowly than the surrounding rock.

After that, we checked out the cave cities. Due to numerous, warring groups, the locals dug out large underground cities to hide and defend themselves. There were huge stone discs that acted as doors, allowing them to seal of entrances. There was also a pretty savvy ventilation system to keep the air fresh.

Finally we checked out some of the original “towers” used by the residents to spot distant armies. The inside of the stone towers are hollowed out with tunnels and rooms like the underground cities.

Overall, the tour was okay but we suspect they got some kickbacks from the trinket shops oriented to tourists as all of our destinations were chock-full of people trying to peddle us knick-knacks. If we went again, we’d go to the cave city museum on our own and skip the rest.

The ceramics in the tree are “evil eyes”. They supposedly ward of evil things and bring good luck. They are super common in the many souvenir shops we’d seen so far in Turkey.

After a crazy long day we headed to bed and spent our last morning in Cappadocia relaxing in the town center before our flight back to Istanbul.

*Bonus pic* A shop offering natural alternatives to Big Pharma

Istanbul

We left the beautiful city of Edirne and made our way to Istanbul. It’s amazing how drastically the landscape has changed since leaving Bulgaria and losing some elevation. With its craggy hillsides and shrubby trees, it reminded us a lot of the Texas hill country, though no cacti to be seen.

Kyle and I got a kick out of these traffic cop cut outs. They occasionally even had flashing lights.

While momma horse was tied up, her foal wasn’t. Unfortunately we didn’t get a picture of the foal munching on the flowers in the highway divider 😳.

At one of our many gas station water stops, there was a little puppy named cotton, with his mom carefully watching us as we gave him some scratches.

The hot and hilly day ended with a great stay at a very sweet couple’s air b&b. They had a gorgeous little house surrounded by a huge vegetable garden and fruit trees, as well as some chickens and bee hives. They gave us a tour of the yard and had us try all the fresh produce. His son and his family later joined, and we all enjoyed their great homemade wine and chatted about all the travelers who had stayed with them.

A fresh Turkish breakfast with veggies from the garden.

Our last stay before entering Istanbul was at a hotel located in a small national park. The place had a hidden treasure in the woods next to it! It appeared to be once a little park/entertainment area, apparently about 100 years old. We definitely were feeling some The Shining vibes when Kyle got behind the old bar. “You’ve always been the caretaker…”

Getting into Istanbul was not the most relaxing ride. We rode in on a busy 6-lane highway for about 20 miles, but luckily the huge shoulder made it alright. The real challenge was getting to our place through the narrow and crowded streets of the old city. At one point we had to roll the bikes through a packed bazaar and being asked if we were interested in some denim…or perhaps some knock off gucci flip flops?

But all the sites made that struggle worth it!

We made a trip through the grand bazaar, the oldest still active bazaar in the world. Indoors and taking up several blocks, we enjoyed getting lost in the maze. One shop owner approached us and tried to interest us in taking home a large rug. He did not have a rehearsed reply to our excuse that we came here and are leaving by bike 😂

I had heard Istanbul is called the “City of Cats” and they weren’t exaggerating. Kitties are everywhere, and you’ll often see food, water, and even little cat houses left out for them. I definitely wasn’t complaining about getting to see kittens everyday, but was curious why there were so many cats here. Doing some research, it seems like cats are very popular in most predominantly Muslim countries. They’re seen as ritually clean animals and there are several stories of the prophet Mohammad’s fondness of them. Including him cutting off the sleeve of his robe as to not wake a cat sleeping on it, and even blessing cats with the ability to land on their feet after one saved him from a serpent 🐈

We of course visited the famous Blue Mosque, the sister of the one we visited in Edirne. While beautiful, unfortunately much of it was under renovation.

A gorgeous little park we found on our way to the archeological museum.

Along with the archeological museum, we visited Topkapi palace and walked through the lavish harem.

Kyle and I decided to visit a Hamam, a traditional Turkish bath house. While normally separated by sex, we went to a couples Hamam so we could experience it together. After changing into our towels (and my cloth bikini top) we were told to wait about 45 minutes in the hot room before our massages would begin. It was 107 degrees and so humid I felt like I was going to drown! I actually had to leave several times to cool down. Finally, we were taken into the corners of the hot room and scrubbed down with a kind of loofah. We were told a disturbing amount of dead skin would come off, and they weren’t wrong 😫 we then were put on marble slabs and massaged with very hot soapy water before being rinsed with bowls of cold water. While we did leave smoother than we came, we think that will be our one and only Hamam experience 😂

Some great views and a very friendly cat.

On our friend Ahmad’s recommendation, we took a ferry over to the Asian side of Istanbul to grab some dinner. It seemed much less touristy, and the views on the boat were gorgeous.

We met Ahmad on our first day in the city as we were rolling our bikes through the streets. He stopped us to ask about our trip, as he’s planning to do a bike trip to China in the future. Ahmad’s been a great friend, giving us advice and showing us around the best parts of Istanbul. We owe him a huge thanks!

This morning, we left our bikes and hopped on a plane to Cappadocia. We’ll be staying here two nights and getting up tomorrow at 4:30 am for a hot air balloon ride!

Country #9

Kat and I are officially in Turkey! 🦃

The border crossing from Bulgaria had a long line of cars which meant we’d be sitting in the heat for a while. Fortunately, some kind drivers ushered us forward and let us cut to the front, saving us from baking in some truly awful temps

Stop. No.

We still had to bike in it though. Kat captured the mood

Can you spot Kat melting 👀

About 500ft after the border, we stopped at a pop-up booth from one of the Turkish cell carriers to buy a SIM card. The guys working the stand were super nice and gave us some water bottles. One of the guys happened to be a warmshowers host and offered us some dinner and a place to stay for the night!

Those blue flags are where we met our nice cellphone bros

We made it to the city of Edirne which was our stop for the day. The city is beautiful; its mosques and bazaars were a change up from the European cities and made it feel like we’d finally entered a new part of the world. The city was bustling with live bands and regular calls to prayer echoing from the spires across the town. Edrine’s main attraction is the Selimiye Mosque – the sister mosque to the famous Blue Mosque in Istanbul.

Kat had to cover up
Tourists and mosque-goers walked around barefoot on the massive rugs covering the floor
Dome
Men washing their feet outside the mosque

After our visit to the mosque, I hit up a local barber. If you’d like a fun challenge the next time you go to your local salon, try pantomiming your desired haircut.

One of the many, giant underground bazaars. They stayed pretty cool inside despite the heat

Despite the language barrier, it was the best haircut of my life, and cost a total of $6. We celebrated my fresh fade with some baklava.

We may have gone overboard with the baklava

Cleaned up and fed, we called it a night in Edirne. Tomorrow we head East with three more days of riding until Istanbul!

Plodding Through Plovdiv

Kat and I had about 100 miles between Sofia and Plovdiv to cover. The weather forecast was pleasant enough and the views didn’t hurt either. We were bicycling over the foothills of the Rhodopi mountain range to our South.

Even better, we met another pair of cycle tourists. They’re essentially doing our route in reverse and we stopped to chat and trade tips for one another.

We stopped for dinner in Samokov. The town is a hub for skiers in the winter but during the off-season was pretty deserted. We had the restaurant to ourselves and enjoyed some grape leaves and grilled veggies. Since entering Bulgaria, the food has become decidedly more Turkish which is A-okay with us. We continued on to Plovdiv where the terrain would begin to flatten.

Plovdiv is Bulgaria’s second largest city and (claimed to be) the oldest existing city in Europe. It won “Cultural Capital of 2019” for the continent and we think it’s well-deserved. We took a walking tour and the town is full of relics from the many empires that the city belonged to at some point or another. The architecture was a cool mix of Roman, Byzantine, Ottoman, Soviet, and Modern.

An ancient Roman amphitheater that was unearthed in the 70’s. They hosted White Snake last night
Some believe if you whisper a wish in this dude's ear, it'll come true. In reality, this was a statue of a deaf homeless guy who just sat her a lot.
Some believe if you whisper a wish in this dude’s ear, it’ll come true. In reality, this was a statue of a deaf homeless guy who just sat her a lot.
Lots of really dope street art
The oldest mosque in Plovidv, built on top of a church after the Ottoman conquest in the 14th century

In two days time we’ll be crossing into Turkey (with a high temp of 104F 😵 ). We’ll be leaving earlier in the mornings and taking shorter days until things cool off.

Country #8

We’ve reached Bulgaria!

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We rolled our bikes across the border and made sure to follow the “do not give bribes” signs at the passport booth…although I would’ve been glad to give away my now useless and heavy dinar coins.

We ended up crossing the border with our new friend Barbaros, who was close to finishing his own cycling tour from Amsterdam to his home in Turkey. He works as an illustration artist and takes a bike tour every year.

After entering Bulgaria, we pulled into the small town Dragoman to stay the night before we headed to the capital of Sofia. We got some great food (cornflake-coated chicken is officially authentic Bulgarian food) and dipped our feet in the pool.

We even managed to make a couple friends: a friendly mutt who followed us after a few pets and a sweet little calico who may have been interested in my chicken. Like other cycling blogs had warned us, there are a lot of stray dogs in Eastern Europe, but we’ve personally found they’re nothing to worry about. They seem to either be very friendly and just want some love or shy and will keep some distance if you come towards them. We have had some instances of them chasing the bikes. Like the time Kyle was ahead of me and caught the attention of a dog in a construction site. By the time I got there, 10 dogs had emerged and were barking! But like all the other times, if you get off your bike, they’ll either walk away or come try to get a pet. I worry more about crashing into dogs chasing me than them actually biting.

Good ol’ Fashioned Rail Dogs

The next morning, we grabbed some breakfast at the corner bakery and made our way to Sofia. Although it called for some climbing, the landscape was beautiful with its rocky hills and colorful wild flowers.

With the heat, we’ve been needing to refill our water bottles several times throughout the day. We normally do this by stopping by gas stations or finding public fountains if we’re lucky. But after cycling to the top of a particularly tough pass in a remote area, we both arrive with empty bottles. Right on cue, some Bulgarian guardian angels (a group of guys on their way to karate camp) pulled over and gave us a cold two liter bottle of water after watching us go up the hill. People are always so kind to us!

Church with a water fountain

Top of the pass

After riding down that huge hill, we arrived in Sofia. Glad to have a bike lane as we entered the city, we rode easy and took in the views. Especially this very interesting restaurant.

Oops! All Food! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We took the next day off to explore the city, but unfortunately were met with a day of thunderstorms. We weren’t able to attend a walking tour, but we managed to fit in some sites between the rain. St. Sofia is a gorgeous church, with gilded domes and deep toned murals. The city had a young vibe and we loved seeing the contrast of the classical statues in the city park surrounded by half-pipes and ramps with groups of teenagers showing off their tricks.

After enjoying our day in the capital, we are headed back on the road and on our way to the ancient city of Plovdiv!

Hills, Heat, and the Mafia 🌞💦

The next morning we rolled out early to avoid as much heat as possible on our 60 mile ride south to Jagodina, Serbia. The route we took was a highway through Serbia but thanks to the fancy new toll road that ran parallel, our old road was made redundant and pleasantly devoid of traffic.

While refilling water in a small town, a dude called us over and gifted us some sunglasses. The fact we were already wearing sunglasses didn’t faze him at all.

About halfway there, another dude called us over but this time invited Kat and I to sit with him at a cafe and have some beers. This was a much better gift.

His name was Sasha and he was fascinated with our trip. We chatted for a bit and discovered Sasha was reallinto was rock’n’roll. He had just watched Greta Van Fleet and the Cure play a concert and loved telling us about all the bands he’d seen live. Kat and I also love music so we talked shop for a good hour before we had to get going. Just to solidify his status as an awesome guy, Sasha gave us his phone number and told us to call if we ever ran into problems while in Serbia.

The last 30 miles into town were brutally hot and we drank about 6 liters of water each. We finally arrived in Jagodina but not before Kat found a stray kitten and tried to convince me to sneak it into our hotel…

A lot of the area was pretty fancy and new, a contrast to the rural scenery we’d seen in North Serbia. Pretty beat and seeing signs for a nearby “aqua park”, we took a day off and enjoyed a reprieve from the high temps. Sasha had warned us earlier not to go to the Aqua Park as it was run by the mafia. Given how hot it was, Kat and I decided to risk a visit anyways. It was $5 each and inside was a totally normal looking water park. We had a great time swimming in their large, mafia-pools and tubing down their many mafia-waterslides.

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After cooling off and now with a much higher opinion of the mob, we continued on to Nis. This was another 60 miles but with highs in the 80’s, the day felt way more manageable. The signs for local businesses are always a treat thanks to literally nonexistent copyright enforcement.

On the sign: Lightning McGreen

ITSA MEEE, maxroll

In Nis, we grabbed some traditional Serbian food from Kafana Meze. Kafana’s are basically the cafe/bars in the region and serve a variety of food a la carte. It’s super affordable and our huge, tasty meal was less than $15.

Today we arrived in Pitor. It was supposed to be a “short” 42 mile day but with two giant climbs, gravel roads, and scattered thunderstorms, we didn’t arrive until almost 9pm. The terrain and weather were tough but made for some beautiful scenery.

My goofy-lookin way to keep the rain out of my face while keeping my noggin intact

Tomorrow Kat and I say goodbye to Serbia and enter Bulgaria!

*Bonus Pic* Our first road sign to show Istanbul!

Refused Entry to Serbia?? 😦

Before we jump into bike shenanigans, I just want to share one last flight story.

As we were boarding the plane to leave the US, one of the Delta gate agents alerted us to an issue. We would be refused on the flight because “we didn’t have Serbian visas”. I explained that US citizens do not need a visa (the stamp in my passport showing we were just there three weeks ago was a paradox beyond comprehension). Because gate agents are never wrong and I wouldn’t back down, a supervisor got involved who parroted the same visa nonsense. After power tripping for a bit, they eventually relented when they couldn’t actually find anything to back up their claims and we boarded our plane (but not before a stern warning that Delta wouldn’t take responsibility if we were refused entry to Serbia). We were relieved to get on the flight but now Kat and I started to worry: were we wrong?

No lol

Despite every leg of the flight getting a delay, we did indeed arrive in Serbia. First thing we did was grab some dinner with our friends Vladmir and Milena who had agreed to watch over our bicycles. We had some phenomenal food at a nearby restaurant which (after 48 hours of eating exclusively fast food and airline dinners) Kat and I happily scarfed down. Afterwards we picked up the bicycles and said goodbye to our friends

Seriously, massive props to these two

Our first day leaving Belgrade was HOT. We missed the Spring weather as today’s highs creeped into the 90’s. Combined with some hill climbs, Kat and I chugged through twice the water we normally use.

This was no problem though because a seriously rad dude on a motorcycle pulled off the road ahead of us and ran over with three giant bottles of water and powerade. He told us they were a gift and chatted for a bit before he sped off. Between him and the occasional motorist waving us on, we quickly remembered why we love Serbia so much.

Now I’m writing from the town of Smederevo, where we found a cool campsite/hostel overlooking the Danube. They have some cute pups we’re playing with as we chill outside. We’d bought some pasta ingredients earlier in the day for dinner, but the owner offered us a home cooked meal instead. Naturally we said yes.

Tomorrow will be the first day we veer off the Danube river since we started following it way back in Germany. The route will start meandering South/Southeast to Sofia, Bulgaria and eventually Istanbul. Feeling refreshed from our detour back home, Kat and I are glad to be back in the saddle 🙂

 

 

 

Stuck in NYC

Good news ya’ll, we got our Chinese visas! This wasn’t a sure bet by any means and initially it seemed liked we might be denied. In hindsight, my application photo may have had something to do with this.

Would you trust this man?

Now for the bad, our flight from Pittsburgh got delayed and it looked like we would miss our connection in NYC to Europe. No worries though – Delta Airlines booked us on a later flight that would fix things. Relieved, we arrived to JFK airport to learn

  1. Delta didn’t actually do this
  2. The next available flight to Europe was now 25 hours later 
  3. We would be sleeping in NYC 💀

Also I shaved

Despite it being Delta’s fault we were staying a night in New York, they lived up to their reputation and told us to pound sand when we asked for hotel accommodation. It was approaching midnight at this point, so we begrudgingly booked a nearby airport hotel hoping things would go better tomorrow. John Mulaney sums up our feelings well.

The past three weeks have gone better. We enjoyed the unexpected R&R by hanging out with our friends and family. Some of our favorite memories were

  1. Handing out bridesmaid invites to Kat’s friends
  2. Playing Dungeons & Dragons with our Pittsburgh oil & gas friends
  3. Secretly catching a train to Philly to surprise our friend Alina after her engagement to Mike

We love you guys! Congrats!

Delta-willing, our next post will be from Serbia. Wish us luck!

Country #0 (Intermission)

The short story: Kat and I made a wrong turn need to get our Chinese visas and are back in the USA for 3 weeks.

The long story: After doing some further research, the Chinese visas we thought we could get while abroad actually needed to be applied for while in the USA. Previous cycle tourists used to get the visa while on the silk road, but recent changes by the Chinese government have made this all but impossible. Faced with this, we could either fly back to Pittsburgh and apply through the local embassy or significantly alter our planned route. Worse yet, we needed to make a decision fast because we would be entering Turkey soon and China recently started hassling applicants with Turkish stamps in their passports, sometimes denying the applications outright.

After deliberating, we decided to bite the bullet and fly home from Belgrade before going farther. We arrived late last night and FedEx’d our visa applications first thing this morning, crossing our fingers we budgeted enough time to get everything approved before our return flight on June 18th.

As for our bicycles, they’re safely waiting for us in Belgrade. We owe a huge thank you to Milena and Vladimir, two fellow cyclists in Serbia who agreed to store them for us in their basement.

In the mean time, Kat and I took advantage of the unexpected trip home by bringing back our now unnecessary winter gear, freeing up some space in the panniers. We’re also going to shop around for a different saddle for Kat (#4 is a lucky number, right?). She’s currently in cat heaven as she reunites with her two kitties Patrick and Calvin.

Now with three weeks of R&R in the ‘burgh to kill, we’ll be making the most of it by hanging with friends, riding our tandem, and mapping out our .GPX routes from Bulgaria to the Chinese border.

*Bonus puppy pic*